I believe we are just living in a simulation, some kind of very advanced AI world. But I guess a cat walked over the keyboard and a felon, corrupt, c-molester ended as president.

This is too big for a bike, but I self host Traccar, and installed Sinotrack st901 in my cars years ago. SIM card cost is about 50 cents a month each.

Edit: check Mictrak MT710

Fascism is back like in the late 1920s, we all know what happened right after.