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minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month agoTechnically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoAre you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoI think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoIirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoThe stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoYes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoSo now you tell me!
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
It is!
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
So now you tell me!
This is very disappointing
Gotta boof ‘em