Trapeze shartist
Chocolate rain!

Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
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Life Goals
They are taking “shitpost” too literally.
Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴☠️
When you’re doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip…
Thats amore
When you’re flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping…
Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for today…
For me it was this
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
Take a bowel.
The cannon was loaded from the start.
Where is /r/boottoobig on the Fediverse?
Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
Yet another problem that wouldn’t exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there’s only one person who should be shat on.
Well, here’s me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
As do the bowels
Miscalculated fart
Here I sit broken hearted.







