- I propose Antartica adopt an irrational approach. - Decide on Antartica North as a basis, clearly this should be Antartica’s tentacle where it reaches out trying to touch the South American tentacle. 1 AntArcSpan is thus the rational radius of Antartica.  - Multiply Antartica North by the square root of -1 a.k.a. the number i.  - I propose as international law that real estate/territory claims all have to be solely defined in terms of trignometric functions on Antartica. - It would also hopefully draw irrationality from other continents, maybe acting as an irrationality sink. - … It’s free - realimaginary estate.- But we were only supposed to have three estates! - One could say we’re headed for a brave new world. - Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies 
 
 
 
 
- You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that. - They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999. - They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now. - I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome. 
 
 
 
- I’m a big fan of The North East ;) 
- I asked a researcher on mastodon working at the Amundsen-Scott Station last year about how they manage navigation there and they have their own grid system over there, aligned with the prime meridian. - So they dont use polar coordinates? That’s a shame 
 
- Just go north, and you’ll get to the coast. 
- I wanna live there 
- North-Antartica is doughnut shaped 
- To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole 
- Don’t tell me this is an opportunity to apply polar coordinates - that’d be far too much of a coincidence. - Fortunately down there they should be safe from any polar bearings. - You sleigh me, but this is snow joking matter. 
 
- Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it? - Here’s your hint, the Earth is round. - Shits crazy - But no Australia is definitely all south - indeed 
- Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists? - No it was a test, you failed. - Austraillia has 2 L’s and 2 i’s 
 
 
 
 
- Better check my compass… 
- I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions - the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn’t exist a east, west, or south of the south pole 
 







