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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    How long, exactly? About three feet?

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      You need to meter these jokes.

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        Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

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          just inching his way to his next joke

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            I guarantee the next one won’t measure up

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