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technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

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Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
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    8 months ago

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    What a classy thing to do.

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    Euronews has fascist and Orban ties…

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      Netanyahu ties his shoes with little knotzees.

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    https://www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2025/09/14/charlie-kirk-netanyahu/

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    Stay classy, America.

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    He is such trash

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    Wow, now that’s a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.

    Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs— just as racist, too!

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      I came in this thread to post something like

      Andrew Jackson’s back

      Or

      Andrew Jackson, is that you?

      After this, the next thing is WWE at the white house, giving the favour back to Vince McMahon

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    EPSTEIN FILES

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      Except Camacho was actually humble and driven entirely by duty. So much so that when they found someone he knew was smarter than him he was fully ready to give up his office. It was a matter of practicality and not ego for him.

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      Camacho 2028

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        Camacho was actually a fairly good president compared to your current guy. Consider:

        He appointed an expert to fix a problem he couldn’t and actually took his advice.

        He was willing to course correct when new information was presented to him.

        I don’t believe that President Camacho was a disgusting pedo.

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    In 2056 a meme starts going around about how in 2026 JD Vance threw Donald Trump off the Hell in a Cell cage on the White House lawn, and he plummeted 16 feet through the announcer’s table.

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    Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?

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      Trump getting into the Mandingo game…

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    Clown world

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    Right after he opens a trailer park on the Mall.

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    That almost looks like a distraction from something.

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    My first wife was tarded

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      I heard she’s a pilot now

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