EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 months agoFuture Problems [Ryan Rds.]64.media.tumblr.comimagemessage-square132linkfedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down111file-text
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minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up95·2 months agoCharisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
minus-squareshutz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 months agoConstitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoDexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoStrength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoRule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoYou ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDude some of us like salsa
minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI never meant to imply there was!
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Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
Or is that low Wisdom?
You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
Mango salsa gets my vote
Dude some of us like salsa
I never meant to imply there was!