I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Garlicus Breadius
Tis I, your cousin, Cheesius Pizzius!
pizzaus my old friend! Salve!
tylenolius
My sonis autismus
Burritus of beefitus
Tortellinius Shrimpius
Does anybody else feel like a little… giggle when I mention my name?
Lasagnius
SourCherryCokeBottleius
wait… there is sour cherry coke??
Lol I wish. These were gummies.
I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!
Pringlius. Actually, the Aldi knockoff brand that tastes so much better.
Spaghettius
Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It’s kind of funny because my real name is KorneliusChilius rellenus
Pesto Genovesius
Breadius
In Latin that would be Panisius.
That’s what i feel every day, not what i eat ;)
Kitkatius
