Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
There’s precedent for tall:
This is already settled science.
Depends if you’re drinking a Rainier with it.
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Top is running like Naruto
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Upright, of course.
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
Movie‽
I fucking lauged so hard
E I don’t know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged
Hahah yea, it’s from that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
I mean obviously the long way, because that’s how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you’re gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
Depends on the condiments
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
