DANGER: High levels of dihydrogen monoxide have been recorded in this lake. Swim at your own risk.
Don’t worry, I’ve been training my whole life for this by drinking some dihydrogen monoxide every day.
If you’ve been up in the dose every day you could probably bathe in the stuff now.
I remember an official-looking plaque on the wall outside of a strip mall gym that said:
“100 years ago today, on this spot, nothing happened.”
My brain decided to read all of these in Cunk’s voice.
Are these actually going to be put out in Calgary? I have a friend there and I’m totally going to ask them to keep an eye out if yes
I think they were. I yoinked this off of reddit fucking years ago.
I never saw a point in saving funny pictures, just like I never take pictures of fireworks.
But now all of my reaction gif links don’t work any more, and when I search for memes I saw a decade ago Google has no idea what I’m talking about and shows me TikToks instead. There was a Fun Facts video where the joke was something like “If you dropped India directly on top of Utah, at least three people would die.” Needed it the other day and spent over an hour unsuccessfully looking for it.
So, I guess I was wrong.
