slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agowhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caimagemessage-square100linkfedilinkarrow-up1756arrow-down152file-text
arrow-up1704arrow-down1imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caslothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square100linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up55·3 days agoIve been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me. Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up36·3 days ago It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down8·2 days agoWhisky No “E” Unless you’re Irish or *shudder" 'Murican…
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoYou guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 days agoDon’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoWhen the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Whisky
No “E”
Unless you’re Irish or *shudder" 'Murican…
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
Don’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?