'Murica!

The US being behind civilised parts of the world?

I’m shocked… /s

“I never thought I’d go like this.”

“I mean, I hoped, but I never thought it’d happen”

You’re a 'Murican, and you know absolutely nothing of the UK

Calling it “totalitarian” just makes you look even more stupid

Dealing with almost every stupid American who has been indoctrinated from birth and thinks that action movies are documentaries…

Don’t lump decent booze-hounds like myself in with that worthless heap of shit

You’re giving alcoholics like me a bad image

The typical American is desperate, struggling, frightened and beaten into apathy

Unfortunately, they’re also incredibly poorly educated and ignorant.

What they’re taught in school is a sanitised and propagandised version of the world, where America is always the hero

When they are shown how civilised countries operate, the response is always “this is America, we don’t want that here, despite the fact that it’s demonstrably better for everyone in society”

Now the rest of the world can do the rest of the vapid cunts

Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren’t merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs

He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear

He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they’re hoping that they’ll get to hurt them too

And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred

It’s harmless

Most importantly, it’s done with consent

It gets terribly misrepresented in porn

Americans still routinely mutilate baby boys, because they’re stupid

And most obnoxious

You’re obviously American, as were the women

It’s ok, we in the civilised world already think you’re stupid, your attitude towards mutilating the dicks of little boys is just another reason why we do.

The “hygiene” argument just shows me how backwards Americans are

Have the stupid cunts not heard of soap?

Fuck off, you disingenuous little twat

We wouldn’t trust the US not to turn their weapons on us if we interfere with Israel’s plans

Trump is unhinged

But do you expect the average American to have read

Oh, just fuck off…

Nope

Israel has been behind all of this

They want the world to be looking at Iran so they can seize more of Palestine and Lebanon

Unfortunately, their arrogance means that they underestimated the rest of the world

Sure, 'Murica is easily distracted and never really cared much, but the civilised world sees what they are doing

Israel has been the tail wagging the US dog for a long time now

They have some really good dirt on Trump