• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    My nanobot daddy built me a pet robot that runs on wombat cum but I accidentally filled it with Wallaby cum instead so it got angry and showed me a forbidden video from the jungle of an elephant jerking off a few Bonobos with it’s trunk.

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    7 hours ago

    Fuck you, I took the master class!

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