Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1911arrow-down18
arrow-up1903arrow-down1imageFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square74linkfedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·1 month agoWhat’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
minus-squareLaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoHot dog repo man is my new dream career
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
minus-squarej5y7@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoUgggghhh, that’s such a good username! Dibs if I lose this account lol
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI see a promising future in glizzy logistics
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThey can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 month agoI agree. They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!
Dibs if I lose this account lol
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
Pound of flesh?
They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
I agree.
They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.