That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion…) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

It’s a weaver! No, wait, that one works…

The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle…

I am on board with antifa’s efforts to reclaim red and black.

Hmm, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I thought it was…

This meme is either 1 day or 200 years out of date.

Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.

Thank you, President Trump, for bringing peace to the Middle East!

It’s actually a trick, if you don’t respond “Yup” in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn’t need to have been told to learn Turkish.

In this case, the loss was billions of investor dollars.

Isn’t that territory permafrosted? That’d make a construction project of that scale a non-starter. Plus a whole bunch of other reasons it’d be dumb.

Burning your house down will soften that butter right up.

You say he’s an idiot, but at least he’s not as dumb as the carpenters who put their pay from working on the ark into their savings.

How out of touch with reality must you be to think saying that will make people vote for your lackey?

Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.

Raise your standards, then, random gooner.

Maybe he can do my dog in black so she doesn’t show dirt as easily.

Not really all that much more disturbing than the actual outcome - a dead baby.

Don’t think the aliens would bother with that distinction.

As your factory grows, it produces pollution, which makes the aliens stronger. They become pretty dangerous, while you develop better ways to fight them, like the buggy, artillery, or spider mech.