- Why yes, I eat ass. How did you know? - whole box of ass. flavored lollypops sitting on desk 
- So, I get the joke, but I’m not sure butter flavor would be all that much better. - First of, as a breton, I feel offended - Secondly, isn’t it butterscotch ? - I don’t think there’s enough room in the fold for ERSCOTCH F 
- as a Breton - How’s High Rock this time of year? - Windy, as always 
 
 
- Butter flavor candy is hella good, actually. Ever had buttered popcorn jelly beans? They’re pretty much the best flavor jelly bean. - Fair, but I’d rather have butt flavor tbh. As long as it’s the right butt. 
- I’d rather eat all the candy corn in the world than a bag of buttered popcorn jelly beans. 
 
- I was going to tell you aboutpopcorn lung, but apparently that might not be popcorn related. - Neat. 
- There’s dutch candy that is basically this. Not too bad, although I liked them more as a child 
- Well, butter (and margarine) are often used as lubricants, especially in dire need, so… 
 
- Can I get extra butt, plz? 
- Sure I’ll chupa chup that 
- Just like mom’s! - Your mom has the best butt! 
 
- BUTT LAVOR someone who loves butts and can’t spell - It’s the ASSMAHN 
 
- I miss when they’d hand these out outside clubs. 






