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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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me n the homies not crossing streams cuz were not gay

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me n the homies not crossing streams cuz were not gay

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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    Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

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      They’re chugging water because it’s a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you’d best have enough piss for the next round.

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        Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

        Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

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      Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

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        Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

        Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

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    maybe the fediverse was a mistake

  • janNatan@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    This is just fetish content.

    Not a complaint, though.

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    It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

    • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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      Is it really though?

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        23 hours ago

        Yes, yes definitely.

        But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.

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    18 hours ago

    I can feel the splash from here.

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    Nice try. We all know you have 2 3 dicks

    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      Look again, there are 3 streams.

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        Holy mother of clear streams

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    “Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other’s face cuz we’re not gay”

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      You can say cum

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        23 hours ago

        Might be gay tho

        • BaraCoded@literature.cafe
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          Nah, they said ‘no homo’ after the wedding

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    This is a pisspost

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    You don’t play swords? What’s wrong with you?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Three words: total protonic reversal.

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    It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.

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    Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

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    What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol

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    This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.

    Good job piss poster

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    Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that’s what makes you gay.

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    dont get caught up in the… CROSSFIRE!!

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