Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.
Boy, do I have a movie for you.
Is it Thumb Wars?
I haven’t thought about the Thumb Thumbs in years… Damn those were some fun movies.
I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist/upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.
Lol what is this a reference to
It may be something my brain ingested at some point in the past from somewhere else, but if so I don’t remember it.
I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
You’ve missed your calling as an author of horror novels.
If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?
When you’re around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.
The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
That’s a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.
how does one achieve this physique
By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
Bus gloves to go with my bus pants
Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.
That’s somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.
As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!
This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.
