You didn’t have to do this

A former citizen of Sesame Street, “the spooky monster” as he would be called, was drafted into the first battalion in the Vietnam war. There he discovered a thirst for blood that would consume him much like his blue cousins love for cookies. He was declared MIA after the battle at Khe Sanh though his body was never recovered. It is thought that he still patrols the jungle hunting for the Viet Cong.

Upset that I had the same reaction. This is a war crime and I’m Netanyahu.

Almost spit out my drink

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