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I agree. Enough with these simple memes - we need full-on propaganda!

You know what my OS doesn’t do? Yeah, exactly. That’s the better question now.

PS I love you

this isn’t a fight against foreigners, it’s a fight against exposing americans to intelligent people

oh, sorry germany. that was a “joke”. i was just making something we call a “joke”. i’m sorry to have disrupted your flawless efficiency :P

i miss those old issues of german mad magazine

We bought this run-down house, my boyfriend and I. While he started working on converting the kitchen into the main bedroom, I insisted on removing the old wallpaper. The previous owner papered every wall and ceiling in the house! It’s a lot of work to remove, but it feels so good to get rid of it. The best feeling is getting a long peel, like when your skin peels after a bad sunburn. I turned it into a game, on the hunt to rip the longest piece possible.

I noticed there was a person’s name and date under a corner section of paper in every room. I couldn’t help but investigate and Googled those names. What I discovered left me speechless. The names all belonged to missing people, and the dates matched the day of their disappearance! We notified the police, who sent the crime scene team. I overheard one of them say, “Yeah, it’s human.” Wait, what’s human? “Ma’am, where is all the material you removed? This isn’t wallpaper.”