My nephew ate them all.

Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

They didn’t think about it they just did it.

The point when they can cull the rest of us.

Jokes like this vastly overestimate how much it matters whether an unpleasant person reproduces.

I have a guess for what that second four digit number is going to be.

When Will You Die by They Might Be Giants

I think you should stop thinking about women as representations of their race instead of as individuals in the context of dating.

Nothing good ever comes after that first clause.

“I have a hawk and it’s trained to kill cops”

Communism is a specific type of socialism

Lame as fuck.

My food delivery arriving

Sol - Seeming

The only people who know for sure can’t tell us, but realistically it’s probably a cessation of consciousness.

People who think billionaires should exist generally don’t believe in the common good as much as they believe in Big Strong Man IS Cool and Sexy. Or they don’t know how labor works

Whenever people don’t want to commit genocide.

No, that’s a fascist buzzword.

Tasty

Funniest part of that was that Terry Goodkind clearly did not know anything about socialist realism