Shall I take this as them being fans of the popular 2 girls 1 cup?

lol. What a time to be alive my friend.

The new people slang makes this confusing for me. In this context, I’m supposed to know that the baddies are in fact on the wrong side of history, correct? We’re not talking about bombastic bombshells. See what I did there?

Amazing how far the US will go to not use rail and maintain dependency on cars… just wow.

This is like the opposite of Anakin Skywalker… this guy became so obsessed with his wife, he literally turned some machine into his image of her. This is just sad.

Not the Onion…

The only part that works is that I get to keep my trust issues.

First thing that came to mind when reading the headline was 4chan. Idk why…

Ok, point taken. You guys can have your people. I’ll take self checkout.

That’s a no from me boss.

Would’ve made a brilliant Onion headline. Damn it

Actually, I wouldn’t mind supermarket without cashiers. I’ll be my own, thank you very much.

Thanks! I’ll give it a try!

Couldn’t pay me losing my virginity to make me do that. lol

TIL

I dare you to sleep in a bad full of them.

Now I have to lookup statistics on how many people die in Oz land due to these demon spawns. Mercy on your soul.

This is just going to be another Korea. They still hate each other and the fighting will pick up again. History will repeat itself, etc.

Idk if it was covid but I just don’t like maple syrup anymore. I like jam or jelly.