I am a virgin.
If some woman sent me pic of her vagina, I would assume it’s probably some 50 year old dude trying to catfish me.

The manliest sport.

Might perhaps be your father who otherwise gets mad at you for rest of the day, and you still get uncomfortable from whatever shit he says even though it objectively isn’t anything more than a bunch of crap.
You know, like when he notices you aren’t absolutely rolling with laughter:

(While full-force tapping back button on his phone) OK, you don’t have to pretend like you care

“I just…”

Leave me alone! You won’t even watch anything with me. Am I really that bad? I must be worse than Hitler. All I ever wanted was to have a family, but I guess I wanted too much. FUCK! What did I do to deserve this? I was growing up with a father who beat me and never cared about me. Perhaps I should have been like that, and then you would’ve liked me.

(Yelling at dog) Get away from me! You don’t have to pretend to like me either.

I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy.

…you may want to visit the ER.

Don’t cry over spilled milk.

I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

Might be Bluetooth beacon tracking: https://www.mokosmart.com/bluetooth-proximity-marketing-ble-beacons/

Seems like these should typically be used by store apps, but who knows when other apps have like 37,876 trusted partners they share data with.

AliExpress has that too:

https://metric-time.com/

I thought that was just my father.
He also told me many times how that was their chewing gum.

And also the bottle of mercury they used to pour down a slide.
Oh, and also the tradition of melting lead on Christmas and pouring it into water, getting prediction of the future.

I’ve already seen this one.