Whodas

New phone, Whodas?

I saw enough headlines between 2016-2020 to learn not to trust these copium posts. No, his supporters aren’t turning on him. No, other Republicans are not secretly plotting to oust him. No, he’s still not going to suffer consequences.

When can we expect shitposts in the shitfounds community again?

Checkmate, liberals

Look, non-sterile surgical procedures are perfectly safe. But wow, those rampant and definitely unrelated fatal infections sure are a bummer, huh?

You can take any person who’s had sufficient coverage and find an unfortunately timed picture of them waving that kinda looks like a Nazi salute. That’s not what happened with Elon, though. The people falsely equivocating those pictures with Elon’s enthused Nazi salute know it, too.

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

• Jean-Paul Sartre

Hell yeah

That’s why he said the story was a complete fabrication. He was 14 deep when he gave the order and genuinely was not aware it happened.

I don’t disagree that Biden was geriatric. I was more pointing out the frustrating double standard that news media has displayed in covering the two.

A war criminal

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:

If you were a cop and you weren’t a racist piece of shit who covers for other cops after they shoot people, you’d end up being discharged for some bullshit reason and then you’d be a mall security guard or something. Can’t have any apples in the bunch that refuse to rot.