Could be Australian.

Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I’m cool with it.

Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…

Throw it in the microwave.

She does love fruits.

Can my one ball touch my other ball, or do I need to rig something up with a pool noodle and some tape?

When I play videogames, I know I’m not ACTUALLY driving a racecar, but I still have fun.

There are people in your life who care about you too much to let you do that to yourself… I assume…

Did you stop to consider that they might be an amputee on the other side, and that your pluralization of the word “arm” is causing immense emotional pain and turmoil right now and that the watch face is digital and has no arms. No. You only think about yourself. /S?

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

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