But I heard the tankies are going to take my toothbrush away and give it to my neighbor!!!

Books? Surely you mean man pages.

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011’s!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

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Try counting to ten while you pee.

Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.