openchan

You are so smart to think of jt and ask it!

Im 41 and time just wont stop going lol

Lol I remember that being a thing with millennials 10 years ago

I never understood why

But then I remembered millenials (and I am one who probably leaned toward a hipster when I was young) love old timey weird stuff

drives away on his penny farthing

Texas is always in a race for last place too

The hemp loophole

Brought to you by a senate who didnt read their own bill in 2018

“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”

Ahhh internet poetry!

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

Let’s just keep expanding Highway systems! Ignore public transit! Allow Bubba with his 152859 pound truck to tailgate all he wants!

i want that on my epitaph

Yes

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

I have a feeling these are just contractors anyway. They are building homes for robots over humans and when we are more automated many of three construction workers will be out of work too

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)

Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones

And if you cannot do something right then or maybe you are socially awkward just doing your best to lead every interaction with kindness works.

Waymond in everything everywhere all at once said it so well

Because JD Vance vouched for him. You know, JD Vance the pedophile protector.