Probably 0.

Farting a fart that needed to be farted all day

Paintballs are made of gelatin. Gelatin is often just collagen and collagen is basically connective tissue.

You can try and check it with the Wayback Machine or Filmot

I wasn’t expecting his stomach to end up being full after the session.

I always thought they would just play and smear the mass around.

It was Gunbound for me. Before there was regional servers I was that kid that could speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.