Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Imagine how this makes sand feel smh thanks Ani

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

And you’re telling me this isn’t an Onion article

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

Infantino and FIFA couldn’t even be arsed to try and hide the corruption anymore. The Trump effect in full force.

What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

As long as you don’t come to Canada spewing vitriol like your president, you’ll have a good time.

Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires