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FAFO

TBH I think of sex even when it’s not raining. Hmm… maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich…

Just wait until she tells what happens to the bread next…

That’s a fair choice and an effective conflict resolution mechanism. Have a good day!

Since The Guardian for some reason didn’t bother to print the full statistics from their very own source, I’ll do it myself: https://aoav.org.uk/2026/londons-2025-murders-examined-key-figures-in-the-uk-capitals-homicides/

TIL another meaning of the word “tear” :)

I would never use that word as a disparaging term for people with developmental and cognitive disabilities, these folks don’t deserve derrogatory or depreciative namings, and I try to choose my words very carefully specifically so they would not look targeted towards people who don’t deserve them. If my poor phrasing is misunderstood and considered offensive towards this group of people, I would absolutely express my sincere apologies and rephrase it.

However, I will not self-censor myself, and will continue to use it, as per sense 2 of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, to specifically highlight and ridicule the idiotic behaviour of certain individuals and groups of individuals that fully deserve it in my opinion (like those considering copyright infridgement a bigger offence than privacy infridgement, in this particular example).

Just get Marketing there, and you’ve gathered the whole BDSM gang :)

*hands out a mirror*

(sorry!)

“Enemy is close. Use Lämp to uncover them.”

Aldi’s one. He’s not overweight. ☠️

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Edgy Marxists: *whataboutism intensifies*

“Majority of men can’t find the Higgs boson.”

Just fired? No defenestration? No polonium? Maybe at least fired from a cannon?..

IT is a shitshow generally. But it pays kinda well and it still needs humans to do the actual work. The other fields are probably a bit less of a shitshow, but given that the whole planet is kinda a shitshow nowadays, might kick you out (or in the balls) even harder. So… just choose the wig and makeup that suit you better, clown up, and join us in one show or another.

Nothing. But not in the every damn remake they release instead of filming original movies.

Oh, they’re too busy swapping white people for any other race for their next shitty remake of some old movie. They don’t give a damn about actual black people and their stories, that are worth hundreds or those shitty remakes, but won’t cause even a tiny bit of that hype and hatred their race-swaps are causing.