HERE COMES THE PEE PEE TRAIN. SMILE AND OPEN WIDE AND SWALLOW.

WHY ARE YOU CRANKING HOGS?

YOU CANT EAT. YOU’RE A FUCKING SKELETON. YOU NEED A DOCTOR, NOT TACO BELL.

You lost me at death metal

When we can put all of our brains into robotic bodies with hydraulic tits and have chainsaws for hands the world will be a better place.

I definitely feel like mating.

I just don’t to reproduce.

When I see what a hassle having kids is, how stressful it is, the expense, and dire prospects of a good economic future it makes no sense.

The most cynical narcissist will have kids so someone will take care of them in their old age but how likely is that?

I just don’t see why I’d want to. It doesn’t make sense.

You get to charge your phone, Jews are involved somehow, what’s not to like? Lachiem!

Don’t upvote this shit Jesus Christ people.

Stop encouraging this.

I learned more in 3 years of using Linux than I did in 20 of using windows about how pcs work

I fucking love Linux so fucking much.

I’m with you.

My own feelings towards people are: if you don’t want solutions then shut up.

I give my SOs free rein to complain tho because sometimes that is the solution.

No one I’m not intimate with gets that privilege though.

Does cuds work on opensuse? And is installing it… well. Is it like everything else?

The one reason I haven’t distro hopped to open side yet is that I’m worried about nvidia drivers and cuda. I haven’t looked into that whole thing at all yet tho.

Dairy queen has this effect too, I’ve noticed. The burgers and stuff more than the ice cream.

Unless you take an XL blizzard to the face. Which I have done. And will do again.

Great point fatty.

Hannah Montana Linux IS the internet

Systemctl enable ultimate_flavour

The gall of you, thinking it’s possible to improve upon perfection.

Imagine using Linux and it isn’t Hannah Montana Linux.

I can’t even.

Not this time