It reminds me of Ben Garrison’s hornyposting about AOC. Calling him stupid without really elaborating, trying to shame him based on his previous job, and so on.

Half their songs are about being from Louisiana.

https://youtu.be/3ZGJHDegPcU

It probably isn’t as blurry in a mirror as it is in a flip phone video from 2015.

Smear campaign? I don’t see anyone denying that he has a Nazi tattoo. This doesn’t seem like the same sort of thing as the baseless accusations of antisemitism against Mamdani or the “Bernie Bros” and “Obama Boys” nonsense.

John Quincy Adams was pretty decent, as far as I’m aware.

I definitely wouldn’t be happy about it if I were unarmed, but it’s basically a particularly ferocious goose. A baseball bat would be enough to give me a decent chance at leaving more or less unscathed.

Depends on the dinosaur. A spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.

You need a lot of mirrors and/or lenses to cook something using sunlight. Unless you’re in Arizona, then just stick your skillet out the window.

It’s a pointless slop recreation of an existing Boomer humor comic: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/98/b0/bd/98b0bd1744b3d4f939d97fd4ad7a02de.jpg

I bet 80% of people who always cry about this commutes by car into an office in an office park in the middle of nowhere.

It was that or work at a gas station for 1/3 the pay. I’m just asking for a choice.

Oh, I didn’t realize it was older than the real thing. That’s a lot funnier.

That’s clearly a joke site. Decent headline, though.

Franco lived to 82, unfortunately.

IKEA sells hats made of the same material. I have one.

Those damn kids and their newfangled pointy rocks. Back in my day, if you needed your rock to do more damage, you just got a bigger one!

While the concert and wedding are events where you should turn off your ringer, it’s certainly true that phones can ring at inconvenient times. A big enough problem to outweigh the benefit of being able to check in, find people, call for help, etc. from nearly anywhere? Absolutely not, but it’s still a pretty accurate prediction.

Pocket Dremel.

Desktop form factor, not desktop operating systems. There is zero software I’m aware of that runs on desktops only and not laptops, AIOs, and NUCs.

The source is the Epoch Times, which is not exactly reliable. Not a good look if it’s true, though.