🎶The legend lives on from the children on down of a candy bar they call a Snickers. The neighbors, it’s said, never give out good treats when the nights of October turn spooky.🎶

She tried but was thwarted by her incompetent henchmen.

Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.

Currently working on a networking problem. I have multiple Proton VPN connections on my Mikrotik router. Main reason being for fail over in case one endpoint reaches capacity, goes unresponsive, etc.

It’s a bit tricky since Proton issues the same peer and gateway IP for each connection. Haven’t quite got it working the way I want it to yet.

We don’t need to live in space. Space is not naturally habitable by humans. We just need to stop fucking up the one planet that is.

“Attention KMart Shoppers!”

That’s a good thought. I actually know a couple of arborists. Thanks!

“Partnered” is such a bizarre word to use to mean, “I read a recipe”. Even if that recipe was regurgitated in the most inefficient way possible.

Imagine people in the past saying shit like, “I wanted to bake a pie so I partnered with Betty Crocker.”

Oh really Brenda? You “partnered” with Betty Crocker? And what exactly did Betty do to help? Oh. That’s right. Nothing. Because she’s not an actual person, just a branded cookbook. Maybe make sure more of the rum makes it in the pie next time.

I wonder if this is part of the reason why Cox stopped listing their small business plans and prices online.

And then there’s the “promotional discount” that expires after a year or two, requiring you to call back in and threaten to cancel your service before they’ll give you back the same price you were already paying. It helps if you actually have other ISP options.

I also think you should not be allowed to abandon your copper infrastructure without offering a replacement. AT&T refuses to offer new DSL service even if they have an old POTS line connected to your house because “we don’t do DSL anymore” but I guarantee they would have a problem with it if I ripped their pedistal out of my front yard.

How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

Praise be.

There’s the tarrifs and theres the bizarre anti-renewable energy sentiment harbored by the current administration.

Personally, I think that’s just coming from power utilities pushing the idea that, “it’s cool if WE build a solar array but it’s not cool if YOU do it.”

I served on the board of a Section 8 housing authority for a number of years.

You would be amazed at the number of people who don’t understand that leases are legally binding contracts and there are actual, enforceable consequences for violating the conditions of it.

“You guys can’t evict me.”

“Uhhh, yeah, we can. It just so happens that hording 30 cats in your house and letting them soak every inch of the place with piss is a violation of the terms of your lease.”

In our case it’s because her mom and I watch Cheers as one of our “default” shows (i.e. there’s nothing else to watch).

My three year old can sing part of the theme song. I’m so proud.

🎶Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name…🎶

That’s them there liberal talking points from Democrat Jesus.

MAGA… “Free thinkers.” Lol.

To me, it’s not necessarily people climbing it that’s the issue. It’s that some people have so little respect for everyone and everything that they’re perfectly content to use the world as their own personal trash can.

I shit you not, I recently chewed some lady out on the hiking trail 2 miles from my house because she chucked the plastic bowl and spoon from her lunch off into the woods, in front of God and everybody like it’s just no big deal. Well it’s a big fucking deal to me.

And if a person can’t manage to go on a hike or scale a mountain without leaving their garbage behind like a slob, then they should stay home.

My Teenager: “That’s gas.”

Me: “Lol. Ok Nana. What year is it? 1965?”

Teenager: “What? Nana doesn’t know what ‘gas’ means.”

Me: “You wanna bet? Ever heard of the Rolling Stones? 🎶Jumping Jack Flash. it’s a gas🎶.”

Teenager: 😧

Laughs waaaayyyy too hard at his own jokes.