Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

And I want my scalps!

These National Guard may not be villains (yet) but they certainly aren’t ‘heroes’ like members of the military like to be portrayed. They absolutely could stand on principal and refuse deployment. They would face a court martial but heroes do what is right regardless of the potential consequences.

I loved those coins. Super easy to use in vending machines that could take them. Way better than fucking around with an old paper dollar.

I was going to reply something about how he isn’t relevant because he has been dead for like a decade but I googled him to get the exact date correct first and I was shocked to find out he is still alive.