[Everyone disliked that]

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”

Perhaps the Met Police Commissioner should write a strongly worded letter to Farage then? Or does he reserve that action for left-wing parties only?

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

I didn’t know the Church of England was this based

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

Ofwat riding in at the last minute to save CEO bonuses, hurrah! Everyone rejoiced.

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

God, this country is so depressingly intolerant.

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Reform copying the MAGA playbook so blatantly I wonder if they’ll try and build a ballroom on the side of #10

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Except that video is not turning me on

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay