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I hope college football fans start bringing signs with Plato quotes to Texas A&M games.

…on state television, an Islamic Revolutionary Guard official warned parents to keep their children away from protests, saying, “If… a bullet hits you, don’t complain.”

Bad move, Tehran. Now another country might give these protesters guns. My country has just the kind of idiot in charge who would arm then.

Found it on Getty Images. Oh no, that’s Dr. Oz kneeling over the guy, too. I keep forgetting that snake oil salesman has a job in the White House.

Never mind what this orange idiot says. The real damage is that no other country will ever take a US President’s statements seriously again. He’s flushed us down the toilet and there’s no coming back.

They’re protesting for the wrong reasons. Look, I don’t like China’s leadership either, but these protesters are out there wearing MAGA hats and chanting racial slurs. Please don’t be fascist.