I think that being forced to learn about WINE at a young age may have been beneficial actually (if extremely unpleasant)

It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

N- no! I don’t have legs! I’m not some leg-having freak! My pants just hide my stilts, not legs haha. That’d be ridiculous!

I can’t let them know that I have legs I can’t let them know that I have legs Ican’tletthemknowIhavelegs

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing

I must generate a qr code. I search for sites to do this. The first result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. The second result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. The third result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. Each of them display the generated qr code on screen but then refuse to let me download it. Technology sure is amazing.

“can I have your pronouns?” NO YOU CAN’T you fey thinking you’re so sly with your word games. My girlfriend asked me “can I have your hand in marriage” and I left her immediately because I only have one of those on account of my ex wife

I want one of these for my pressure cooker