Sometimes my feet can be really smelly. I hate it when I go to someone’s house where they expect me to pull my shoes off. Yes, odor eater powder helps, but I never know if removing my shoes is going to knock them out. Especially in the summer. It is better to just never go to other people’s houses.

Not to mention his obsession with The Village People.

They should include endangered animal flavors and bald eagle.

They may be expecting that.