What about the mental deficiency of the President? No?

What’s the point of switching to Linux if everything just works out of the box!

Yeah, I’ve been like that too recently. I prefer my not-so-problematic Debian setup nowadays, and I couldn’t even bring myself to rice it.

I do this with my hair. They all look so stunned when they see me with a new haircut. Wears off after a few weeks though.