

lol I didn’t even say when I got my vasectomy and you’re coming in hot there with the accusatory questions. not gonna bother with that energy 👋
average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit before my 17+ year old accounty was permabanned for using my three strikes upvoting two Luigi GIFs and implying Trump should stop breathing.


lol I didn’t even say when I got my vasectomy and you’re coming in hot there with the accusatory questions. not gonna bother with that energy 👋


I’m feeling pretty smug about opting to not have kids between this and the fascism— though I admit I didn’t see the fascism coming when I got my vasectomy.
Not AI, so that’s nice.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
More of a “glomp,” really.
Has the heel ever gone right to left? It’s only been the other way afaik 😔
I remember a story wherein Mel Blanc was only pulled out of a coma once his son talked to him using Loony Toons dialogue.
I’m convinced that’ll be me when I’m older. “How is Babby formed?” Oh that means he wants his ice cream.
John Carpenter it’s you!! You’re the thing!