One of only a few ways to keep drivers at a respectable distance

Yeah, but, some cash you never get back

You would do too, if it happened to you

Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?

But they’d couch it

Hey, sorry, is that some J.D. Vance thing that I’m too sofa-pilled to understand?

• peaceful but disruptive protest has effectively been made subject to police permission.
• The person in question was not an 84-year-old who joined a far-right protest that was suspected of having been organised to incite racial hatred

Therefore not a weird thing to be writing an article about.

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