Well of course the first step is to tie an onion to your belt. You can’t burn CDs if you’re not stylish.

I know right! For f**ks sake.

Well OK, you’re good then.

And everybody claps.

Man, I’m SO glad newspapers don’t tell the whole world whenever I say something stupid. That would be really embarrassing.

Yeah but it’s propaganda when other people do it.

SLAMMED!

Yep. See also: foxes and rabbits in Australia.

I read that as “cannibis” and now I can’t unthink it.

That’s all it took huh? Zero lessons learnt.

Did Donald Trump just reply to me? That rambling story intertwining word salad, along with the misreading of DECIMALIZED has me convinced.

Although I’m enjoying the thought of decriminalized numbers now.

One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

This. All articles I’ve read that have interviews with the deported people concur that they had work visas or visa waivers. They weren’t in the US illegally because businesses that send employees overseas aren’t that stupid. ICE targeting them is just the dumbest thing they could do, and treating them as ICE did is currently being investigated in South Korea for human rights violations. Seriously you should read their accounts of their captivity, it’s horrific.

I really hope Hyandai and LG tell the US to get stuffed.