Hmm. I used to volunteer with Free Geek in Portland OR. It was essentially that, an e-disposal site and we made refurbs for community organizations. But they did have a store for sale to the public.

I have so much computer junk. I got rid of most of it, but then I got a bunch more when we closed the company office. Got at least 10 monitors, 5 PCs, a mini, couple laptops … and a storage shelf to put it on.

They fit.

Buy? That’s garbage. Look in garbage places. Used shops of any sort.
I like the college junk store suggestion. I used to do that.

You better watch it. You will shortly have a closet full of junk computer parts.

Ok. My brother didn’t cook tofu. It was always crap. And obviously I didn’t use the device.

Perhaps that is broadly true. Mostly my oven gets used for baking biscuits. Sometimes I’ll make a lasagna or very rarely a casserole. The only actual dietary sin that takes place there is the occasional pizza. I’m not perfect, I do eat pizza.
There are no taquitos or chicken tenders or wtf-ever frozen garbage in my home or my oven.

Agreed. They smell like fryers. And they are for making fried food. Not allowed in my house. Nasty.

So many of the things that people cook in these nasty little grease machines are processed garbage.

Way to be. Fuk these machines.

This is hell and sin management stance is a solid policy.
But I’m never eating your chicken.

I made my brother take his air frier with him when he moved. I think it made it as far as the dumpster.
Stinky fukin thing.

Despite OP insisting otherwise, I’m gonna assume you are correct. I use a lot of flavors of linux for a lot of things, but I don’t have it on a laptop (other than as an alt boot in case of a crash), so it seems logical to me that’s why this joke went over my head.

The Onion has suffered from reality outpacing our sense of the absurd. Its nearly impossible to just tell a joke. We live it.

I use tortillas. I’m a fukin heathen.

I just ate a hot dog. Thought you should know …

He really is. Larry is a much better person than I am.

A little ditty for you.
42 Decibel, Scotch Drinker
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTnMGKUqKFg

Larry drinks from the sink while I do my biz.

My Larry came to me already chonk sized. He’s litterally big-boned too, almost as big as my sister’s Maine Coon. Larry has a younger sister to annoy him and fight with, so he does something besides shit. Hoping to slim my big buddy down a bit …

Thank you all! I haven’t had Larry very long. He’s a big orange sweetheart, extremely affectionate and sensitive.

I like your perspective.