As a pretty multilingual person, just being multilingual isn’t enough. You need qualifications/experience in something else. Especially if your first language is English - companies don’t care to hire you over the non-native whose English is ‘good enough’ (because, to be fair, it often is.

edit: happy to be proven wrong - if you need an English/German/Spanish/Italian speaker and you pay better than the Civil Service - drop me a line 😉

In capitalist America, president gropes you!

Not technically the Onion I suppose, but it is the German equivalent.

Good grief. I went into this thinking ‘wash delicates’ was some kind of Australian idiom, perhaps related to the people whose jobs are under threat shitting themselves. That university is wild for suggesting this.