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What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

Damn, Juicy Fruit gum killed Batman’s parents? And he’s been blaming The Joker all this time!

They never actually did pride logos this year.

Or the doctor won’t prescribe the one you know works unless you try 2-3 that gave you a psychotic break last time because “It works for most people”.

Misunderstood the assignment, the client asked for a heatmap, not a meatmap.

That’s because if you don’t rewind far enough back, the next person won’t see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI’s effects for the duration of the film.

Did we find Saddam’s hiding place?

It’s only a meme if it comes from the meme region of the internet. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling silliness.