This is just from Hallmark Australia.

In the future, Dennis Praeger’s grave is going to be a boypregger birthing station.

“No, you can’t telecommute, we need you here in the office.”

The metric gallon is part of America’s implementation of the metric system. There’s also metric feet and metric pounds.

Email title: “Urgent, need fix ASAP”

Call the user within the hour, no answer, send an email, get an out of office message informing you that they are on vacation for several weeks.