But you’re not limiting crabs, right? I fucking love crabs, and crabs have no carbs. Carbs, Crabs, Crabttlestar Galactica

I like things that are salty and spiraling Crab dudes, you guys ok?

Serious question, how did you have the egg? I’m always wanting over easy, but usually just scramble due to laziness. Could you do like an article on how you made your choice? Could you also cover the time it rained for 2 million years on earth? There’s gotta be a great way to integrate the two. Squeak something about how your mam’aw influenced your standing on rain would be fantastic

Welp, it’s a good thing Jellyfin works for you.

Is it any better on a streaming box? Most smart TVs are slow as shit at everything. I have an LG and haven’t even bothered with the smart functions. If I made decisions, smart TVs would be best effort, always.

I recall a lot of people commenting how they were really happy with jellyfin after the plex increase

I clicked the post hoping to see the original. I did not. I’m so disappointed in you

Is it weird that I kind of think she’s kind of cool?

We’re all here because A: We’ve put up with enough shit B: we got perma-banned. I’m B. Now I’m picking fights for just that little bit of interaction. It would be in this site’s best interest to generate some attention for me.

I used to think Young MC was the son of MC Hammer. Holy hell I aged myself there

It’s at least going on the comment card

Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual

Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal

I read that and thought “dude, you DID fail him”

I’m a teams app for dumb phones away from getting off smart phones. I’m fiddy and have to use my readers to even see my phone, so I’ve slowly stopped using it for much outside of random apps for appliances. I can get an ipad for that, though. I’m also a privacy advocate, but I’ve made peace with the fact that ship has pretty much sailed

I hate that I’m saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

Sometimes it’s important to get an engineer’s thoughts, and not leave everything to the design team

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