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@darthelmet @M0oP0o

Nobody really knows for sure. It’s lost to history. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit

@Ratio_Tile

Same. At least these lyrics are mostly coherent.

@zarkanian

@kadotux @cm0002 @Bytemeister @merc

Having read the Constitution and Declaration of Independence as a kid (they were required reading in school), it seems to me that the flag should be pledging allegiance to *us*, not the other way around.

@Elting

Yeah, whenever a so-called capitalist talks about building a moat, it’s like, that is the opposite of capitalism.

@20cello

@SCmSTR

That’s 40% more coke per coke!

@Tar_alcaran

@Jesus_666

Hmm good point.

@Entertainmeonly

Personal preference. 😛 Figured since I’m in my 40s, I shouldn’t be quite so crass as I was when I was young.

@Entertainmeonly

I mean, those aren’t just good s**ts. Those are *advanced* good s**ts.

@Entertainmeonly

I suppose you’re going to also brag about your fast car, huge mansion, and handsome spouse? 😛

@cm0002

@sharkfucker420

In normal Earth, you eat the body of Christ.

In post-apocalyptic Earth, the body of Christ eats you!

I don’t think it counts as “overalls” if it only covers half his torso.

@SpaceFacts

KIDDOS used LOGIC! It’s super effective!

My entirely sober ass thought the same thing, even before I saw the caption.

(Mastodon, by default, crops the picture to 16:9 from the center. The caption on top is not visible in this crop, and can only be seen when I click the picture to show it in its entirety.)