Of course you are buddy, you’re twelve.

My car is still mainly like this.

It has a touchscreen thing but it’s only for the entertainment and it has steering wheel controls as well so there’s an alternative to using the screen while driving.

Why the fuck would anyone use a guid as a hostname?

My favorite I’ve seen in the category was when they had hostnames that were basically the IP address decorated with some bullshit. Like yeeeeeeeeah, that totally makes fucking sense. 😆

🎶🎶 ain’t that America, home of the fee, baby 🎶🎶

Donald the wannabe king posts video in which he shares with the world that his incontinence is so bad and his diarrheas so plentiful that he could cover 2% of America’s total population with the contents of a single one of his manbaby diapers.

Sure, but like, they sound rare. It’s right in the name. That’s why dumbass Trumpo behaves like China is hoarding rare jewels from him and cries for Mommy to do something.

I read a write up in consumer reports about profit margins for various stores, and Costco had consistently lower profit margins than the competition. They make most of their money on membership fees.

Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine

Sounds vaguely racist

What a fucking dumb asshole

I guess God’s plan yet again is to put pedos in charge.

It probably works with both meanings (and is a bit cringey because of that), but I kinda read it as she’s talking about him overall as being kind of a redwood tree…which would make sense, because he’s 6’5" tall and 250lbs. That’s a pretty massive dude.

I get no longer supporting products, but bricking them?

I think what’s happening in the background here is these “Internet of Trash” devices hook to cloud infrastructure for which the business no longer wants to pay.

If they were interested in actually building something useful, they would open up their API layers and add a way to link them to different services. But since they don’t give a fuck about you as a customer, they plan poorly as a business, and they have no ability to produce well-engineered software, instead they code everything so that it is hopelessly coupled (probably through hard-coded things up to and including certificates) with specific garbage they made, make it impossible to move to anything else, and then brick your shit.

Calm down, Tweak. Here, have some coffee.

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Being rich is pretty fucking obviously mostly about being born to rich parents.

Shoes

Why do phones have to be as slimmed down as a coke addicted supermodel from the 90s anyway?

I’d much prefer they shrink the fucking things enough that they fit in your pocket.

Uh oh someone should change his diaper

Nah I’ll stick with repubs