Better wording would have been “hey, does that thing talk?”

Maybe you could mix this in somehow?

It’s really simple. Irony is just like bronzey and goldy, only it’s made of iron.

It always does, but it at least lets the puzzled figure it out. (You might want to put that in a spoiler, though.)

So can someone explain it in detail so that we poor ignoramuses (ignorami?) can at least figure out what the joke is supposed to actually be? Because even with the “explanation” above it … I don’t see what is intended to be funny.

I guess this is an “explain like I’m five” moment.

Say what you like, the maple is not a plane tree.

🤷‍♀️

Still doesn’t make any sense. This might need spelling out.

How anal retentive¹ is it of me to cringe on reading that and get the urge to write “fewer” in place of “less” on the screen with a sharpie?

¹ Does “anal retentive” have a hyphen?

Probably “we’re not sharing these drugs, no”.

Wasn’t Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog the place where an anti-obesity statute was first proposed referred to colloquially as the Bob Loblaw “Blob Law”?

The return on investment is pretty fantastic.